{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best thing about elevator jokes?","punchline":"They work on so many levels.","id":269}
{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
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{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}
{"type":"general","setup":"I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...","punchline":"It was a soft drink.","id":68}
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