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{"type":"standard","title":"Bashshar ibn Burd","displaytitle":"Bashshar ibn Burd","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2669767","titles":{"canonical":"Bashshar_ibn_Burd","normalized":"Bashshar ibn Burd","display":"Bashshar ibn Burd"},"pageid":7114242,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/Bashar_ibn_Burd%2C_sketch%2C_1967.jpg","width":273,"height":328},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/Bashar_ibn_Burd%2C_sketch%2C_1967.jpg","width":273,"height":328},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1298560922","tid":"3101a6a1-57df-11f0-97fd-98f59e346b67","timestamp":"2025-07-03T07:27:36Z","description":"Arab poet of Persian origin (714–783)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bashshar_ibn_Burd","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bashshar_ibn_Burd?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bashshar_ibn_Burd?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bashshar_ibn_Burd"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bashshar_ibn_Burd","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bashshar_ibn_Burd","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bashshar_ibn_Burd?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bashshar_ibn_Burd"}},"extract":"Abū Muʿādh Bashshār ibn Burd, nicknamed al-Muraʿʿath, was a Persian poet of the late Umayyad and early Abbasid periods who wrote in Arabic. Bashshar was of Persian ethnicity; his grandfather was taken as a captive to Iraq, but his father was a freedman (mawla) of the Uqayl tribe. Some Arab scholars considered Bashshar the first \"modern\" poet, and one of the pioneers of badi' in Arabic literature. It is believed that the poet exerted a great influence on the subsequent generation of poets.","extract_html":"
Abū Muʿādh Bashshār ibn Burd, nicknamed al-Muraʿʿath, was a Persian poet of the late Umayyad and early Abbasid periods who wrote in Arabic. Bashshar was of Persian ethnicity; his grandfather was taken as a captive to Iraq, but his father was a freedman (mawla) of the Uqayl tribe. Some Arab scholars considered Bashshar the first \"modern\" poet, and one of the pioneers of badi' in Arabic literature. It is believed that the poet exerted a great influence on the subsequent generation of poets.
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