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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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Cameraria fletcherella is a moth of the family Gracillariidae. It is known from Québec and Ontario in Canada and Illinois and Maine in the United States.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pile of cats?","punchline":"A Meowtain.","id":214}
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